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Exotic PartnersIt was during the second year of our marriage that I realised my wife was a large monitor lizard.Exotic Partners
It was one of those funny little revelations that creeps up on one over time. I think the first clue came when she decided to hibernate for the three winter months. At first it did not arouse my suspicions. After all I myself enjoyed a lie-in, and had once slept in three whole hours past the alarm - on a weekday! - so I did not think it particularly note-worthy when she tucked herself in at the start of December and remained there until late February. Still, it aroused in me some small seed of doubt - for I had never bef
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- Current Residence: NEW JERSEY
- Interests: POOP
- Favourite movie: ZOOLANDER
- Favourite band or musician: BLACK KIDS
- Favourite poet or writer: F.T. WILLZ
- Favourite photographer: RYAN RUSSELL
- Favourite style of art: TRADITIONAL
- Favourite game: MORTAL KOMBAT
- Favourite gaming platform: SEGA GENISIS
- Favourite cartoon character: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES
- Personal Quote: I'M NOT PUSHING YOU AWAY. I'M PULLING ME TOWARD MYSELF.
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